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05/29/2026 · La Pine
The One Thing Your Affirmation Is Actually Missing (And Why It's Killing Your Results)
You're saying the words. You're meaning them. So why does it feel like you're talking to a wall? Here's what changes everything.
Why Dickinson's Dashes Change Everything—And How to Steal Her Trick
Emily Dickinson didn't use punctuation the way normal people do. That "mistake" is actually the most radical thing about her—and it teaches us something essential about how poems work that nobody tells you.
05/29/2026
The Brutal Honesty of Montaigne's Toilet Thoughts
Michel de Montaigne wrote some of history's most profound philosophy while sitting on the toilet—and he was absolutely right to do it.
05/29/2026
The Fed Just Admitted It's Been Wrong About Inflation All Year—Here's Why That Matters for Your Wallet
Jerome Powell's latest pivot confirms what regular people figured out months ago: the central bank got caught flat-footed, and now we're all paying the price while they recalibrate on the fly.
05/29/2026
My Wife Won't Stop "Joking" About My Weight, and I'm Done Laughing
He's gained 30 pounds, she's made it her hobby to remind him, and now he's wondering if she's actually attracted to him anymore—or just cruel.
05/29/2026
The Brutalist is a Masterclass in Why Modern Movies Are Afraid to Be Boring
Brady Corbet's three-and-a-half-hour epic should be unwatchable. Instead, it's a rebuke to every streaming algorithm that thinks you need a plot twist every eight minutes.
05/29/2026
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Moster Mash & Splash Teen Swim Night Grades 6–9. Make a splash at our Halloween-themed teen swim night! Join us for a spooktacular evening of swimming, music, games, and festive poolside fun. Hunt for floating pumpkins, hang out with friends, and celebrate the season with Halloween-themed activities throughout the night. Advanced registration required. Location: North Clackamas Aquatic Park Fee: NCPRD $9; non-resident $14 Time/Date: Friday, Oct. 9, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Learn more and sign up
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Administrative Rules - Recently Adopted Commerce and Compliance Rules
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