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05/28/2026 · La Pine
The Affirmation That Actually Works (Because You're Not Saying It Wrong, Your Brain Is Just Tired)
Most affirmations fail because we're treating them like passwords to unlock our best selves. Here's what actually happens when you repeat something with intention—and why timing matters more than the words.
Why You Should Read the Shortest Poems First — and How That Changes Everything
The haiku isn't a poem for beginners. It's where master poets go to say what can't be said any other way.
05/28/2026
The Danger of Quoting Dead People to Avoid Living Ones
We've turned philosophy into a security blanket, hiding behind Stoic emperors and dead poets instead of having the conversations that actually matter.
05/28/2026
The Fed Just Admitted It's Been Guessing
Jerome Powell's latest pivot reveals the central bank has been flying blind on inflation for two years—and Main Street paid the price while they figured it out.
05/28/2026
Stop Pretending the Met Gala Is About Fashion
The Met Gala isn't haute couture's Super Bowl—it's a billionaire's dress-up party that's somehow convinced us to care. Here's why we should stop.
05/28/2026
Skip the State Capitals—Head to the County Seat Nobody's Heard Of
There's a tier of American towns that aren't quite big enough for tourism boards but too charming to ignore. Here's where to find them—and why a Friday night there beats another weekend at the overcrowded usual suspects.
05/28/2026
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Moster Mash & Splash Teen Swim Night
Moster Mash & Splash Teen Swim Night Grades 6–9. Make a splash at our Halloween-themed teen swim night! Join us for a spooktacular evening of swimming, music, games, and festive poolside fun. Hunt for floating pumpkins, hang out with friends, and celebrate the season with Halloween-themed activities throughout the night. Advanced registration required. Location: North Clackamas Aquatic Park Fee: NCPRD $9; non-resident $14 Time/Date: Friday, Oct. 9, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Learn more and sign up
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Administrative Rules - Recently Adopted Commerce and Compliance Rules
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Clackamas County grand jury determines officers justified in using deadly force
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Crook County Planning Commission regular meeting - October 14, 2026 @ 4:00 PM
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