The Week's Weirdest: Underground Chickens, Airborne Dentures, and One Determined Raccoon

The Meadowbrook Estates HOA board convened last Tuesday to address complaints about mysterious clucking sounds emanating from the Hendersons' property. Board president Margaret Chen expected a handful of backyard hens. She did not expect to find 47 chickens living in a custom-built underground coop accessible through a trapdoor in the garage. Dale Henderson had been operating his subterranean poultry farm for three years, complete with ventilation system, heat lamps, and what he described as "superior egg production metrics." The HOA rulebook prohibits livestock. It does not specifically mention basement livestock.

Timothy Krebs celebrated his 60th birthday with a tandem skydive over central Pennsylvania. At 8,000 feet, his dentures shot out of his mouth. Krebs completed the jump, landed without incident, and filed a police report describing the lost teeth as "upper plate, pink gums, custom fit." Two days later, a farmer in adjacent Clearfield County called authorities about dentures embedded in his cow's back. The cow sustained minor injuries. The dentures required no repairs. Krebs declined to reclaim them.

Wildlife officers in Vermont responded to reports of a raccoon stealing mail from a residential neighborhood. The raccoon had been observed opening unlocked mailboxes, removing contents, and carrying items to a culvert beneath Route 7. Officers located the culvert. Inside they found 114 pieces of mail dating back six weeks, along with two tennis balls, a gardening glove, and a welcome mat. The mail had been arranged in neat piles sorted by size. Officers relocated the raccoon to a wooded area twelve miles away. The Postal Service required three hours to return the mail to proper addresses. No one has explained the sorting system.

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