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06/07/2026 · Oak Grove
The One Thing Your Affirmations Are Missing (And Why You Keep Forgetting Them by 9 AM)
You're not failing at affirmations because you're not believing hard enough. You're failing because you're not specific enough—and there's a real neuroscience reason why.
Why Haiku Breaks Your Brain (In the Best Way)
A 17-syllable poem shouldn't be able to contain an entire season, a lifetime, or the sound of silence—and yet haiku does it every time.
06/07/2026
The Unfinished Quote Is a Lie — And It's Ruining How We Think
That inspiring quote you shared last week? There's a 60% chance it's been mangled, misattributed, or invented wholesale. Here's why that matters more than you think.
06/07/2026
The Fed Just Admitted What We Knew: They Broke the Inflation Math
Federal Reserve officials released internal economic models showing their inflation forecasts missed by 3.2 percentage points over two years. What they won't say out loud: their entire playbook assumed something that never materialized.
06/07/2026
The Met's Costume Institute Just Proved That Fashion Is More Interesting Than Most Paintings
This year's exhibition makes a radical argument: the clothes we actually wear tell better stories than centuries of art history. And it's absolutely right.
06/07/2026
The Dead Bug Is Stupid-Looking and Completely Worth Your Time
Your lower back hurts because your core isn't actually doing its job. Here's the exercise that fixes it without requiring you to look like you're training for the Marine Corps.
06/07/2026
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MARVIN BRAUD BOAT WAY TEMPORARY CLOSURE, EFFECTIVE FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2026, at 8:00 AM AHEAD OF TROPICAL STORM ISAIAS Ascension Parish Home Page Citizen Resources How Do I Contact Ascension Home Departments Administration Our Mission Is to build a great Parish by providing the very best service to our citizens, support to our fellow workers and respect for our leaders. To position our Parish as a leader in the State and Nation by responsible pursuit of economic development, planning, and development of our infrastructure and continuous improvement in recreation, culture and tourism. To exhibit Ascension Parish’s outstanding character by always doing the right thing. Ascension Parish President Clint Cointment Parish President Welcome to Ascension Parish Government's website. It is an honor to serve as your Parish President and to work every day for the people and communities that make Ascension Parish such a special place to call home. We are a parish rooted in faith, family, and hard work, and those values continue to guide our administration. We remain focused on the issues that matter most to our residents, improving drainage and flood protection, investing in roads and infrastructure, supporting public safety, creating opportunities for our children and families, and growing our economy responsibly. Ascension Parish is experiencing tremendous growth, but progress is about more than numbers and announcements. It is about making sure our residents see and feel the benefits in their daily lives. That means better roads, stronger drainage, improved parks and facilities, good jobs, and dependable parish services on both sides of the river. Ascension Means Business. It means we are serious about serving our residents, strengthening our communities and preparing our parish for the future. We are committed to working hard, communicating openly and getting the job done. This website is here to help you access parish services, follow the progress of important projects, and stay connected with your parish government. Thank you for visiting. I am proud of how far we have come, and I am even more excited about where we are going - together. Sincerely, CLINT COINTMENT Ascension Parish President Ascension Parish Administration Lucy Cason Chief of Staff Ricky Compton Chief Administrative Officer James E. LeBlanc Governmental Affairs Director Pamela Matassa Deputy Chief Administrative Officer Ruth Phillips Infrastructure Division Director
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