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Wake N Bake in the Morning with Mr. BalloonKnot

Phil Lima

Lima, OHNews & Politics50 episodes

Discussing world events and the most important things for humanity. No holds barred and anti big government while entertaining you with laughs.

Episodes

Almost a lost episode

2025-12-0850:01

I hated this episode. It was tough to edit and almost was not released. Hope you enjoy

Bye Bye NYC?

2025-11-1434:09

A true Wake N Bake in the morning episode. I’m so smoked out that I make no sense at times.

This teddy bear humps

2025-11-0146:52

Does anyone even read this?

It’s all rigged

2025-10-2549:02

Another Mary J induced episode. Hope you enjoy it

WTF is that?

2025-10-2043:23

Commercial free content. Link to what I seen https://x.com/MrBalloonknot/status/1978768915690844317

Tush Push

2025-10-1147:48

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. Reach the show [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot If you want to support the show I’m getting a studio send BTC to bc1q9z33leky9hu4huczhg8fd03y6742w4524uyggThis is Wake N Bake in the Morning with Mr. BalloonKnot

Shut er Down

2025-10-0457:08

If you want to help me like and subscribe. If you can check me out on Spotify and subscribe there and leave 5 star ratings. If you have BTC to spare send it to bc1q9z33leky9hhu4huczhg8fd03y6742w4524uygg

Muddying the Watwrs

2025-09-2657:07

Send hugs to everyone. Want to help me? Send. BTC here bc1q9z33leky9hhu4huczhg8fd03y6742w4524uygg

@ss cheeks & t!t meat

2025-09-1340:39

It’s all fake and ghey

Fat tits are weapons of persuasion

2024-12-1650:43

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. Please support the show by leaving a review and subscribe. Reach the show [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot If you can help send BTC - bc1q9z33leky9hu4huczhg8fd03y6742w4524uygg

You won’t believe this

2024-11-030:08

Most informative 6 seconds ever

Ramblings of an idiot - Why do I have to choose poison?

2024-10-1842:41

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - I’m over everything- Both parties suck. Kamala Harris is a bumbling idiot. Trump is no better. - 10s of thousands people dying a week and news says nothing.- I’m not all in with conspiracy theory’s. - Re hashing my old dreams- Secret tip to the fellas about women- Origin story of Mr. Meaty- Reach the show [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX & @unkle_boneheadCheck out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show If you can help send BTC - bc1q9z33leky9hu4huczhg8fd03y6742w4524uygg

Weird things happened on the 10’th

2024-10-1424:59

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended.- Weird and strange things happened to me and those I know on the same day. Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show If you can help send BTC - bc1q9z33leky9hu4huczhg8fd03y6742w4524uygg

The deep state is getting sloppy

2024-08-0850:37

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. 


- What’s the Happs with me. - Failed assassination attempt - Deep state - Camel toe HarrisReach the show at [email protected] 
- twitter @MrBalloonknot 
Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX 
Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show 
If you can help send BTC - bc1q9z33leky9hu4huczhg8fd03y6742w4524uygg

Is there a sports wage gap?

2024-04-2243:25

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - What’s the Happs with me. - Fallout and predictive programming - Deep state - Wage gap in sports? Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show If you can help send BTC - bc1q9z33leky9hu4huczhg8fd03y6742w4524uygg

The Pot and Congressional Over Reach

2024-04-131:05:10

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - Weed talk - What’s the Happs with me. - Racism - Congressional over reach can spy on citizens without a warrant - Being a true free person - Corporations can murder whistle blowers ahem Boeing - Florida banning social media to 15 year olds - Fishy bridge business - P diddler Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show If you can help send BTC - bc1q9z33leky9hu4huczhg8fd03y6742w4524uygg

Doctors have no bedside manners

2024-03-1938:31

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - What’s the Happs with me. - They taking free speech from everyone all over the world , TikTok and Canada - Frosted Flakes protest Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show If you can help send BTC - bc1q9z33leky9hu4huczhg8fd03y6742w4524uygg

Ding Dong a Rothschild is dead

2024-03-0543:16

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - Ding ding Jacob Rothschild is bye bye in the box. Death takes him down to a special place in Hell. Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX & @Altheboss Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show

Infiltration

2024-02-2451:53

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - What’s the happs with me - Super Bowl - Valentine’s Day - Woke AI - Infiltration - Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX & @Altheboss Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show

Doomsday Clock fear porn and Swifties going to the Super Bowl

2024-02-091:19:50

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - What’s the happs with me - I’m smoking lcd - Flat earth is dumb - Doomsday clock fear porn and climate change - Diversity and racism - Tayler swift going to the Super Bowl - Border crisis - Farmers revolting in France Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot

F Swiss Cheese - Canada, are you ok?

2024-01-191:05:12

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. ______________ - What’s the happs with me___________ - Relationship advice_________________ - WEF yearly Davos little d!ck convention. Disease X?______________ - Is Canada OK?___________________ - FAA is hiring crazy________________ - I get emotional in response to listener email on Jewish tunnels_____________ Reach the show at [email protected] _________ - twitter @MrBalloonknot ____________ Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX & @3speakvidshare & @CarlsCreek77 & @amai_zeg Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show

Nephilim Gang Bang

2024-01-081:28:58

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - Happy New years - New Years monsters - Epstein flight log list - Election fraud - Listener Emails - Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX & @3speakvidshare & @CarlsCreek77 & @amai_zeg Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show

2023 year in review

2023-12-301:14:45

I hope you all have a happy and blessed New Years celebration. Let’s make 2024 better for us. ——————————-Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX & @3speakvidshare & @CarlsCreek77 & @amai_zeg Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show

Harvard is trash and full of clowns

2023-10-241:01:17

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - Sober October update - Halloween shenanigans - Harvard is full of dummies - Biden - That MF is not real - Last election was 100% stolen - 1st amendment right under attack - NYPD robots being used as a toilet - Email from a listener Reach the show at [email protected] Follow on twitter @MrBalloonknot Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show

TO WAR! ?? I miss my girl

2023-10-1030:13

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - I miss my girl - The war drums are beating with the start of a holy war. - Reach the show at [email protected] . Patreon = https://patreon.com/Balloonknotradio?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link - twitter follows @MrBalloonknot Follow @Archonlobo & @dvrkMVGX & @3speakvidshare & @CarlsCreek77 & @amai_zeg Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show

Boobart is a fun 1st date and why Lobo is an Angel

2023-09-221:33:27

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - Twitter X suspended my account - Missing F-35 fighter - Congresswomen Boobart - Mask agenda being pushed - Disgusting pizza toppings - Cancel culture - No federal reserve CBDC - Howard Stern is woke pu$$y - Why I can’t do Keto during my thank you’s and shout outs - Why Lobo is an Angel - Reach the show at [email protected] . - twitter @MrBalloonknot . Follow @Archonlobo & @3speakvidshare

Aliens are made of paper mache

2023-09-151:39:05

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - Mexican Alien bodies? - - Weird Hawaii aftermath. - - Fake climate agenda. - - Cooties returns? Do not comply. - - Limit your internet. - - Do not comply. - - Reach the show at [email protected] . - twitter @MrBalloonknot . Follow @Archonlobo & @Freespewchvidshare .

I’m a pit master and the Elite class wants you dead

2023-08-1435:11

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - Cootie shots are killing people - WEF wants us all dead - Fake Ukraine war - I think I’m a BBQ pit master - Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot

Asymptomatic climate change and Bonus holes

2023-07-251:34:29

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - Lobo takes a beating. Sorry Lobo love ya - I disagree with breaking up the states - Climate crisis and coodies propaganda - I know what to give Klawn Schwab - Asymptomatic climate change? - How can you trust Pfizer, except viagra - Bonus hole is offensive - Canceled HBO because of promoting pedo stuff. Protect the kids by practicing your haymakers - Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Follow @Archonlobo & @Freespewchvidshare Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show

Columbian sugar at the W.H.

2023-07-1432:17

#FtheWEF Please listen to my other show BalloonKnot Radio Find me on twitter @MrBalloonknot

Disease X is going to originate from a Walmart

2023-05-2846:40

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - My gay list of news - Enemy of the state - NYC officials are libtards - Canada is run by demons - Disease X - FBI performs unconstitutional acts everyday - Dogs - Another example of why they suck - Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show

Taint chronicles with Lobo

2023-05-241:13:39

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - World famous Lobo is back! - What’s new with Lobo (his health is going) - Opinion on women officiating - World culture differences - My list of BS - Childhood hijinx - Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot

Crack is safer than coke?

2023-05-151:03:15

NSFW, Not safe for children, nor for people that have no sense of humor and gets easily offended. - Death comes in 3s - RIP to my fire pit - RIP to cows - I lost another childhood friend to drug use - Crack is now safer than coke? - House bans trans competing in women’s sports - I put on the tin foil hat - The secret to looking young - Work ghost stories - Sports with Mr BalloonKnots - Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot

I have the cure for cancer

2023-04-2738:38

Why show was in hiatus —— I am the cure for cancer —- Budlite

Gas stoves are bad?

2023-01-131:03:02

NSFW Karaoke - 2:50 mins - Happy New year. What’s the happs with me - Hamlin and the heart attack - Zero tolerance for any pedo behavior - My closest friend had a heart attack - Ban on stoves? - Vaxx news - Prayer for meteor strike to hit Davos and other elites - Electric car battery problem - Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @MrBalloonknot Check out my other show BalloonKnot Radio show

Don’t lose your curiosity with Lobo

2022-11-281:27:46

Lobo returns! #FtheWEF Please listen to my other show BalloonKnot Radio Find me on twitter @MrBalloonknot

It’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on

2022-10-2726:42

Karaoke 1 min 55 secs —- We had some social wins —- I am proud of my home state of New York —. Oxy-MORON — No war — Elon acquiring twitter — Please listen to my other show BalloonKnot Radio — #FtheWEF — - Reach the show at [email protected] - twitter @ PamelaS04864058

I’m not represented by anyone

2022-09-0756:29

2:11 mins Karaoke Its my birfday Where to pick up the ladies I hate my name Biden’s nazi rant I go into the danger zone against Sen. Shumer #FtheWEF I call out local propaganda 3D printer go brrrrrrr Please listen to my other show BalloonKnot Radio

Raid of my large home

2022-08-1325:37

Just my opinions on this weeks happenings

Save Brittney Oh and we’re in a state of emergency

2022-08-0615:00

Just a quick episode of me weighing in on current events

Get back in the closet!

2022-08-0228:50

What’s the happs currently. My opinions on current events and news

God never said thou shalt not have cocain

2022-04-2046:48

What’s the happs with me. I have a tooth ache and I’m a baby. NBA playoffs and the Celtics winning game 1. NYC subway shooting

Slap heard around the world? Meh

2022-04-1326:53

I’m back. Better late than never. I wanted to talk about this before it got too old.

Doritos dont grow on trees

2021-11-1643:51

How and why I was suspended from twatter. I switch coffee shops just for my own amusement. Other BS. Listen to my other show balloonknot radio show. Reach the show at [email protected]

I'll show papers for only 1 reason

2021-11-021:08:38

Wake N Bake in the morning with Mr. Balloonknot Whats the happs with me Stuff that annoys me Only acceptable reason to show covid shot papers Top 5 FU's Listen to my the other show Balloonknot Radio show available on all podcast platform Reach the show at [email protected]  

Why are you taxing me for corporate causing pollution and climate change

2021-10-161:29:17

Whats the happs with me? Australia turning totalitarian right before our eyes. Who voted for more taxes? Why are the people responsible for pollution and climate change? Top Fu's Listen to BalloonKnot Radio Show Reach the show at [email protected]

NEW Wake N Bake - RIP John Macafee

2021-09-111:13:48

This is long overdue. I pay respects and tribute to John Macafee the last pirate. Reach the show at [email protected] Balloonknotradio.com

Final Wake N Bake on BalloonKnot Radio show channel

2021-09-111:16:33

This was released late June 2021. Reach the show at [email protected] Balloonknotradio.com

Wake N Bake in the morning - Early June 2021

2021-09-111:04:30

This was released early June 2021. Reach the show at [email protected] BalloonKnotRadio.com

Wake N Bake in the morning - May 2021

2021-09-1139:50

This was recorded May 2021. Reach the show at [email protected]. Balloonknotradio.com.