Jeff Allen may (or may not) want to admit it, but hes getting old. At 69, Jeff is staring down his 70th year and decided it might be time to think about slowing down. The result? My First Final Farewell Tour kicks off March 1, 2026. Yes, you read that right First and Final in the same sentence because Jeffs not totally sure hes done. (After all, Cher had 20 farewell tours, and Elton John is still out there.) What he is sure of: hes bringing a mix of fan favorites and fresh new material to the stage. From the classic Happy Wife, Happy Life routine youve been quoting for years, to fresh takes on marriage, family, and everyday life, Jeff is pulling it all together for a night thats hilarious, unforgettable, and uplifting. Jeff Allen is one of Americas most beloved comedians, with nearly 1 billion online views and a record-setting seven Dry Bar Comedy specials.