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Stop Paying $180 to Feel Nothing: This Week’s Best Events Are Happosedly Cheap
10/05/2026

The biggest cultural event this week is not another glossy spectacle with fog machines and a VIP wristband. It’s the glorious return of public weirdness: comics, horse racing, street food, and strangers yelling at television together.

Stop Paying $38 to Stand Near a Celebrity: The Street Festival Is Back
10/04/2026

Immersive pop-ups are charging museum prices for a fog machine and one neon sign. This week, I’m making the case for the humble street festival—and naming the community events actually worth leaving the house for.

Stop Watching Concerts Alone: This Week Belongs to Loud Rooms and Bad Decisions
10/02/2026

Streaming is convenient, but it has turned too many music fans into decorative houseplants. Here are five ways to get back in a room with strangers, overhear somebody’s terrible opinion, and remember why live events are magic.

Stop Scrolling: Your Living Room Is Losing to Trivia Night
09/30/2026

This week’s strongest cultural opinion is simple: a mildly chaotic public event beats another evening of watching three episodes you don’t even like. Here are five low-stakes, high-reward excuses to leave the house.

Silent Discos Are Better Than Concerts Now, and I Will Not Be Taking Questions
09/28/2026

The silent disco has evolved from a novelty involving glowing headphones into the rare nightlife event that solves several problems at once. I’m ready to defend it against anyone who still thinks dancing in public requires a giant speaker and a suspiciously warm beer.

The Silent Disco Has Defeated the Nightclub
09/27/2026

I’m taking a firm position: wearing glowing headphones in public is now more fun than shouting “WHAT?” at a stranger beside a speaker. Here are the best ways to join the quietest dance-floor revolution this week.

Silent Discos Are Better Than Clubs, and I Will Die on This Glittery Hill
09/25/2026

The silent disco has escaped the novelty bin and become the rare nightlife event that lets everyone have a great time at once. Here are four ways to try one this week without shouting “WHAT?” into someone’s ear all night.

Stop Paying $18 for a Movie When the Park Has a Projector
09/22/2026

Outdoor movie season is back, and I have a controversial opinion: the worse the speakers, the more memorable the night. Here are five low-stakes, high-reward events worth leaving the house for this week.

Brunch Is Out: Go to a Swap Meet Like You Have a Personality
09/21/2026

This week’s best plans involve dusty records, public arguments about movies, and buying a lamp you absolutely do not need. I am officially declaring the neighborhood swap meet superior to brunch.

Stop Buying $200 Nostalgia Tickets. Go to the Weird Little Show.
09/20/2026

The best event this week probably isn’t happening in an arena, and it definitely doesn’t require a commemorative laminate. Here are five smaller, cheaper ways to leave the house and acquire a story.

Your Phone Is Ruining Live Events—Here’s What to Do Instead
09/18/2026

The best thing happening this week is not another “immersive” photo installation begging for Instagram content. It’s any event where somebody has the courage to make you look up, listen, and possibly experience 90 consecutive minutes without documenting your own face.

Stop Calling Concert Films “Second Best”
09/16/2026

The best night out this week may involve a giant screen, a room full of strangers, and absolutely no one yelling “Free Bird.” Here are the communal events worth leaving the house for—even when the headliner is technically made of pixels.