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09/18/2026 · Chalmette
The Two-Minute Pause That Protects Your Boundaries
You don’t need a dramatic speech to stop overcommitting. Sometimes a boundary begins with two quiet minutes before you answer.
Emily Dickinson’s Tiny Bird That Refuses to Shut Up
Dickinson’s “Hope” is the thing with feathers—but the remarkable part is not that hope sings. It’s that the bird keeps singing through weather, distance, and absolute disaster without asking you for payment.
09/18/2026
Darwin’s Warning About the Confidence of the Uninformed
Charles Darwin noticed a peculiar human trick: the less we know, the easier it is to feel certain. His sentence is not an insult aimed at other people—it is a useful alarm bell for our own thinking.
09/18/2026
Washington Sells Certainty While Everyone Else Counts the Cost
Tariff threats, budget brinkmanship, and an anxious bond market are colliding at the worst possible kitchen table: yours. The quiet story involves artificial intelligence, where electricity demand now matters as much as computing power.
09/18/2026
The Museum Gift Shop Is the Exhibit You’re Allowed to Touch
Stop pretending the gift shop is a guilty pleasure. It may be the most democratic room in the museum—and the only one where you can leave with a tiny ceramic goose wearing sunglasses.
09/18/2026
Oatman, Arizona: The Road Trip Where the Traffic Has Hooves
Take the old Route 66 into Oatman for a half-day escape of desert views, wooden sidewalks, questionable roadside souvenirs, and burros that have absolutely no respect for pedestrian right-of-way.
09/18/2026
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Apply for a Board or Commission Interested in shaping local policy and services? Submit an application to serve on one of Ascension Parish’s boards or commissions — from library trustees and planning & zoning to waterways and mental-health advisory panels. Each application includes eligibility requirements and submission instructions; please review the specific form for details on deadlines and how appointments are made. If you have questions about which board is the best fit or the application process, contact our offices for guidance. ACUD #1 Board Application Animal Services Board Application Ascension Parish Library Board Application Fire Protection District #3 Application Industrial Development Board Application Mental Health & Addictive Disorders Advisory Board Planning & Zoning Commission Application Tourism Commission Application Waterways Commission Application
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MARVIN BRAUD BOAT WAY TEMPORARY CLOSURE, EFFECTIVE FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2026, at 8:00 AM AHEAD OF TROPICAL STORM ISAIAS Ascension Parish Home Page Citizen Resources How Do I Contact Ascension Home Departments Administration Our Mission Is to build a great Parish by providing the very best service to our citizens, support to our fellow workers and respect for our leaders. To position our Parish as a leader in the State and Nation by responsible pursuit of economic development, planning, and development of our infrastructure and continuous improvement in recreation, culture and tourism. To exhibit Ascension Parish’s outstanding character by always doing the right thing. Ascension Parish President Clint Cointment Parish President Welcome to Ascension Parish Government's website. It is an honor to serve as your Parish President and to work every day for the people and communities that make Ascension Parish such a special place to call home. We are a parish rooted in faith, family, and hard work, and those values continue to guide our administration. We remain focused on the issues that matter most to our residents, improving drainage and flood protection, investing in roads and infrastructure, supporting public safety, creating opportunities for our children and families, and growing our economy responsibly. Ascension Parish is experiencing tremendous growth, but progress is about more than numbers and announcements. It is about making sure our residents see and feel the benefits in their daily lives. That means better roads, stronger drainage, improved parks and facilities, good jobs, and dependable parish services on both sides of the river. Ascension Means Business. It means we are serious about serving our residents, strengthening our communities and preparing our parish for the future. We are committed to working hard, communicating openly and getting the job done. This website is here to help you access parish services, follow the progress of important projects, and stay connected with your parish government. Thank you for visiting. I am proud of how far we have come, and I am even more excited about where we are going - together. Sincerely, CLINT COINTMENT Ascension Parish President Ascension Parish Administration Lucy Cason Chief of Staff Ricky Compton Chief Administrative Officer James E. LeBlanc Governmental Affairs Director Pamela Matassa Deputy Chief Administrative Officer Ruth Phillips Infrastructure Division Director
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The Circuit Clerk's Office is responsible for maintaining all records filed in the Circuit Court and the Court of Appeals. The Clerk's office also manages the jury selection process for the county and provides assistance to the public with various legal processes. The office is committed to serving the citizens of Ouachita County by ensuring the efficient operation of the judicial system. Hours: Monday - Friday 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM Phone: 870-832-2745 Fax: 870-832-4384 Address: 145 Jefferson Street, Camden, AR 71701
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