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07/07/2026 · Chalmette
Mercury's Trickster Tuesday: Watch Your Words (And Your WiFi)
The planet of communication is doing its best impression of a malfunctioning GPS, and one sign is about to learn why "reply all" exists as a cautionary tale.
The Dog Park Revolution Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Needed)
A retired engineer spent two years fighting city bureaucracy to build a dog park with actual drainage. Here's what that obsession taught us about getting things done.
06/28/2026
The Ichetucknee Gamble: Why Florida's Most Beautiful Spring Run Gets Crowded—and How to Actually Enjoy It
Crystal-clear water, lazy current, and 100 other paddlers in tubes. Here's what most people miss about Florida's most Instagram-famous spring run—and why you should go anyway.
06/28/2026
Cast Iron Is Not Precious. Stop Treating It Like a Wedding Gift.
Your grandmother's cast iron skillet doesn't need babying—it needs cooking. Here's how to use it the way it was meant to be used, and why that crusty seasoning is actually a feature, not a bug.
06/28/2026
Skip the State Capital, Drive Straight to the County Seat Nobody's Heard Of
Most people zoom past on the interstate toward somewhere "important." That's exactly why the small courthouse towns in the middle of nowhere are actually worth your time.
06/28/2026
The Single-Leg Deadlift Will Fix Your Broken Walking Pattern
Most people walk like their hips are fused together. Here's the one exercise that actually addresses why, and how to do it without face-planting.
06/28/2026
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Apply for a Board or Commission Interested in shaping local policy and services? Submit an application to serve on one of Ascension Parish’s boards or commissions — from library trustees and planning & zoning to waterways and mental-health advisory panels. Each application includes eligibility requirements and submission instructions; please review the specific form for details on deadlines and how appointments are made. If you have questions about which board is the best fit or the application process, contact our offices for guidance. ACUD #1 Board Application Animal Services Board Application Ascension Parish Library Board Application Fire Protection District #3 Application Industrial Development Board Application Mental Health & Addictive Disorders Advisory Board Planning & Zoning Commission Application Tourism Commission Application Waterways Commission Application
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MARVIN BRAUD BOAT WAY TEMPORARY CLOSURE, EFFECTIVE FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2026, at 8:00 AM AHEAD OF TROPICAL STORM ISAIAS Ascension Parish Home Page Citizen Resources How Do I Contact Ascension Home Departments Administration Our Mission Is to build a great Parish by providing the very best service to our citizens, support to our fellow workers and respect for our leaders. To position our Parish as a leader in the State and Nation by responsible pursuit of economic development, planning, and development of our infrastructure and continuous improvement in recreation, culture and tourism. To exhibit Ascension Parish’s outstanding character by always doing the right thing. Ascension Parish President Clint Cointment Parish President Welcome to Ascension Parish Government's website. It is an honor to serve as your Parish President and to work every day for the people and communities that make Ascension Parish such a special place to call home. We are a parish rooted in faith, family, and hard work, and those values continue to guide our administration. We remain focused on the issues that matter most to our residents, improving drainage and flood protection, investing in roads and infrastructure, supporting public safety, creating opportunities for our children and families, and growing our economy responsibly. Ascension Parish is experiencing tremendous growth, but progress is about more than numbers and announcements. It is about making sure our residents see and feel the benefits in their daily lives. That means better roads, stronger drainage, improved parks and facilities, good jobs, and dependable parish services on both sides of the river. Ascension Means Business. It means we are serious about serving our residents, strengthening our communities and preparing our parish for the future. We are committed to working hard, communicating openly and getting the job done. This website is here to help you access parish services, follow the progress of important projects, and stay connected with your parish government. Thank you for visiting. I am proud of how far we have come, and I am even more excited about where we are going - together. Sincerely, CLINT COINTMENT Ascension Parish President Ascension Parish Administration Lucy Cason Chief of Staff Ricky Compton Chief Administrative Officer James E. LeBlanc Governmental Affairs Director Pamela Matassa Deputy Chief Administrative Officer Ruth Phillips Infrastructure Division Director
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The Circuit Clerk's Office is responsible for maintaining all records filed in the Circuit Court and the Court of Appeals. The Clerk's office also manages the jury selection process for the county and provides assistance to the public with various legal processes. The office is committed to serving the citizens of Ouachita County by ensuring the efficient operation of the judicial system. Hours: Monday - Friday 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM Phone: 870-832-2745 Fax: 870-832-4384 Address: 145 Jefferson Street, Camden, AR 71701
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