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05/29/2026 · Chalmette
The One Thing Your Affirmation Is Actually Missing (And Why It's Killing Your Results)
You're saying the words. You're meaning them. So why does it feel like you're talking to a wall? Here's what changes everything.
Why Dickinson's Dashes Change Everything—And How to Steal Her Trick
Emily Dickinson didn't use punctuation the way normal people do. That "mistake" is actually the most radical thing about her—and it teaches us something essential about how poems work that nobody tells you.
05/29/2026
The Brutal Honesty of Montaigne's Toilet Thoughts
Michel de Montaigne wrote some of history's most profound philosophy while sitting on the toilet—and he was absolutely right to do it.
05/29/2026
The Fed Just Admitted It's Been Wrong About Inflation All Year—Here's Why That Matters for Your Wallet
Jerome Powell's latest pivot confirms what regular people figured out months ago: the central bank got caught flat-footed, and now we're all paying the price while they recalibrate on the fly.
05/29/2026
My Wife Won't Stop "Joking" About My Weight, and I'm Done Laughing
He's gained 30 pounds, she's made it her hobby to remind him, and now he's wondering if she's actually attracted to him anymore—or just cruel.
05/29/2026
The Brutalist is a Masterclass in Why Modern Movies Are Afraid to Be Boring
Brady Corbet's three-and-a-half-hour epic should be unwatchable. Instead, it's a rebuke to every streaming algorithm that thinks you need a plot twist every eight minutes.
05/29/2026
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MARVIN BRAUD BOAT WAY TEMPORARY CLOSURE, EFFECTIVE FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2026, at 8:00 AM AHEAD OF TROPICAL STORM ISAIAS Ascension Parish Home Page Citizen Resources How Do I Contact Ascension Home Departments Administration Our Mission Is to build a great Parish by providing the very best service to our citizens, support to our fellow workers and respect for our leaders. To position our Parish as a leader in the State and Nation by responsible pursuit of economic development, planning, and development of our infrastructure and continuous improvement in recreation, culture and tourism. To exhibit Ascension Parish’s outstanding character by always doing the right thing. Ascension Parish President Clint Cointment Parish President Welcome to Ascension Parish Government's website. It is an honor to serve as your Parish President and to work every day for the people and communities that make Ascension Parish such a special place to call home. We are a parish rooted in faith, family, and hard work, and those values continue to guide our administration. We remain focused on the issues that matter most to our residents, improving drainage and flood protection, investing in roads and infrastructure, supporting public safety, creating opportunities for our children and families, and growing our economy responsibly. Ascension Parish is experiencing tremendous growth, but progress is about more than numbers and announcements. It is about making sure our residents see and feel the benefits in their daily lives. That means better roads, stronger drainage, improved parks and facilities, good jobs, and dependable parish services on both sides of the river. Ascension Means Business. It means we are serious about serving our residents, strengthening our communities and preparing our parish for the future. We are committed to working hard, communicating openly and getting the job done. This website is here to help you access parish services, follow the progress of important projects, and stay connected with your parish government. Thank you for visiting. I am proud of how far we have come, and I am even more excited about where we are going - together. Sincerely, CLINT COINTMENT Ascension Parish President Ascension Parish Administration Lucy Cason Chief of Staff Ricky Compton Chief Administrative Officer James E. LeBlanc Governmental Affairs Director Pamela Matassa Deputy Chief Administrative Officer Ruth Phillips Infrastructure Division Director
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