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05/27/2026 · Chalmette
Mercury's Having a Mood Swing and It's Taking Us With It — Here's How to Survive Thursday
The cosmos is serving chaos energy today, and one sign is about to learn why the universe has a sense of irony. Buckle up, celestial friends.
The Great Unlearning: Why Your Parents Got Better at This Than You
A wave of older adults is returning to trades nobody wanted anymore. And they're teaching the rest of us something uncomfortable about what we've been running from.
05/26/2026
The Ichetucknee isn't just clear—it's a masterclass in humility
Florida's most famous spring run looks deceptively simple until you realize the current has opinions about where your kayak goes, and the manatees don't care what your plan was.
05/26/2026
Mercury Stops Playing Games—Wednesday's Cosmic Reckoning for the Zodiac
The planet of communication enters a rare retrograde shadow today, meaning your texts will either be deeply prophetic or deeply regrettable. Here's who needs to keep their phone on airplane mode.
05/26/2026
Skip the State Capital—Your Real Weekend is 45 Minutes East on a Two-Lane Highway
Small-town diners exist everywhere, but the ones that still make their pie crust from scratch and remember your order from 2003 are getting rarer. Here's where to find one before they're all gone.
05/25/2026
The Dead Bug Is Still King, and Here's Why Your Core Has Been Lying to You
You've probably done planks wrong your whole life. Here's the one exercise that actually teaches your abs and back to work together instead of fighting each other.
05/25/2026
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View allMARVIN BRAUD BOAT WAY TEMPORARY CLOSURE, EFFECTIVE FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2026, at 8:00 AM AHEAD OF TROPICAL STORM ISAIAS
MARVIN BRAUD BOAT WAY TEMPORARY CLOSURE, EFFECTIVE FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2026, at 8:00 AM AHEAD OF TROPICAL STORM ISAIAS Ascension Parish Home Page Citizen Resources How Do I Contact Ascension Home Departments Administration Our Mission Is to build a great Parish by providing the very best service to our citizens, support to our fellow workers and respect for our leaders. To position our Parish as a leader in the State and Nation by responsible pursuit of economic development, planning, and development of our infrastructure and continuous improvement in recreation, culture and tourism. To exhibit Ascension Parish’s outstanding character by always doing the right thing. Ascension Parish President Clint Cointment Parish President Welcome to Ascension Parish Government's website. It is an honor to serve as your Parish President and to work every day for the people and communities that make Ascension Parish such a special place to call home. We are a parish rooted in faith, family, and hard work, and those values continue to guide our administration. We remain focused on the issues that matter most to our residents, improving drainage and flood protection, investing in roads and infrastructure, supporting public safety, creating opportunities for our children and families, and growing our economy responsibly. Ascension Parish is experiencing tremendous growth, but progress is about more than numbers and announcements. It is about making sure our residents see and feel the benefits in their daily lives. That means better roads, stronger drainage, improved parks and facilities, good jobs, and dependable parish services on both sides of the river. Ascension Means Business. It means we are serious about serving our residents, strengthening our communities and preparing our parish for the future. We are committed to working hard, communicating openly and getting the job done. This website is here to help you access parish services, follow the progress of important projects, and stay connected with your parish government. Thank you for visiting. I am proud of how far we have come, and I am even more excited about where we are going - together. Sincerely, CLINT COINTMENT Ascension Parish President Ascension Parish Administration Lucy Cason Chief of Staff Ricky Compton Chief Administrative Officer James E. LeBlanc Governmental Affairs Director Pamela Matassa Deputy Chief Administrative Officer Ruth Phillips Infrastructure Division Director
Circuit Clerk's Office
The Circuit Clerk's Office is responsible for maintaining all records filed in the Circuit Court and the Court of Appeals. The Clerk's office also manages the jury selection process for the county and provides assistance to the public with various legal processes. The office is committed to serving the citizens of Ouachita County by ensuring the efficient operation of the judicial system. Hours: Monday - Friday 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM Phone: 870-832-2745 Fax: 870-832-4384 Address: 145 Jefferson Street, Camden, AR 71701
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View allAttorney General Murrill announces multi-state settlement of bankruptcy claims against 23andMe over genetic data breach
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Victory for Women and Girls: AG Murrill Celebrates Complete Victory Against Biden's Radical and Unlawful Title IX Rule
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